Joãozinho Escocês

A Escócia tem o equivalente do Joãozinho em suas piada. É o Wee Hamish (wee = tiny).

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, wee Hamish stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Hamish?"
"No, Ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Wee Hamish watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful." said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked wee Hamish. "Giving up?"

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